So, the President has been getting a lot of slack lately for his failure to improve the unemployment crisis, and rightly so.
But I think he’s finally got a plan. I think it may just work—throw big birthday concerts and celebrations in order to provide work opportunities to people! Musicians, secretaries, chefs, wait staff, janitorial crews, party planners, security guards, and more will have jobs (at least long enough to count on next month’s employment statistics)! The bigger the parties, the more jobs there will be! Plus, it’s so fun people will almost forget about the debt, the FAA, US credit rating, even unemployment. It’s like a new New Deal Works Projects program.
Who knew turning 50 could turn the country around? I wonder what Obama’s next big idea to save our economy will be? Maybe he could turn 50 every month.
Crushing economic headlines for August 4th seem an unhappy omen for the President's 50th birthday. Time to switch out the driver.
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